April 2018
Middle schooler: "Why are you always so serious?"Me, straight face: "Dealing with you has deadened my soul."
Middle schooler: "You came to our school and you were smiling! You looked all excited and happy!"
Me: "That was fake."
Sarcasm is an important communication genre. Also, this middle schooler had been playing weird sound apps on their phone all week and every time I told them to knock it off, they declared I couldn't hear it because the sounds couldn't be heard by old people.
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